Sam-isms

Sam is our only "talker". I mean, they all talk, but Sam REALLY talks! He doesn't have a shy bone in his body, while all of his siblings melt when someone looks at them. We don't know where he came from! He says the most off the wall things everyday too. I can never remember the funny things he says, so I need to start recording some of them.

Here are a few that I can remember from today:

• "Mom, when Jesus Christ built me I was on His team, right? Then I came down to live with you & now I'm on your team?"
• "I grew! My wiener used to touch the toilet & now it doesn't!"
• {To his Aunt Julie at a family dinner at Hires} "Do you have a sleeping bag?" {yes, I have a couple} "Can I come over & sleep in one?"
• "When I was in yours tummy, I came out first, right? Mackie pushed me out, then I pulled him out by his arms!"
• {7:00 a.m. To Grandma & Grandpa Ayers, who are staying with us} "It's mooornin' time! Here, let me turn on the light for you....!"

Some days I think all I say to him is "right, Sam" & I know I should correct him adding an "s" to the end of you & your, but it's just too dang cute!